Re: The Official Canon Vader Wank Thread

[IGLevel Four]

I feel like if MyGod finds this site, he’ll either become a larger meme than he already is, or the person who told them about SI would have a witch hunt led against them.

[PraxisModerator | Champion of the Light]

We need someone to fill ISV's spot since he's been inactive for a like a week.

[NevesYtneves (DC77)Level Seven]

He's been on the CV LA discord spreading bullshit rumours about me. He's too scared to come back here it seems.


Edit: ISV, if you see this comment please note that I was only joking.

[KingofBladesLevel Three]

Mygod is a far greater threat than ISV could ever hope to be.

Edit: threat is to strong a word. I think headache inducer would be more accurate.

[IGLevel Four]

Nuisance maybe?

[NevesYtneves (DC77)Level Seven]

I think this phrase most accurately sums up the vast majority of the Vader wank brigade:

"A confederacy of dunces"

[IGLevel Four]

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[BreakofDawnLevel Seven]

MyGod is in the same category as the Kratos debaters back on ComicVine. If you point out how for example the Olympians' best feat is affecting a country slightly bigger than England alone, they have a seizure and go into full rant mode about how Kratos' farts are multiversal. MyGod does the same, and just like them he rips off far better debaters (and occasionally the "meh" ones like me) and presents their arguments as his own and sticks to repeating them again and again when they're debunked. He's quite entertaining, to be honest.

I still remember when he bastardised one of my Vader arguments. Thanks to him I can't use it anymore because he turned it into a meme.

[IGLevel Four]

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[HellfireUnitLevel Six]

Kratos is OP though.

[IGLevel Four]

But compared to the big guys of fiction, (and small guys), he’s pretty weak. Like literally any decent high tier in Star Wars could beat him.

[HellfireUnitLevel Six]

I don't think so. I mean being capable of reacting to thunders, extremely fast characters and possessing nigh-invulnerability plus godly strength puts him in a solid place. Compared to Earth 616 characters of Marvel, he's weak but I don't think high tier characters in SW mythos can beat him (maybe besides DE Palpatine due to Force Storms). The bald guy is basically unkillable.

[IGLevel Four]

Luke could TK, Valk could drain, Revan could do both, etc Plagueis could midi manipulate, he has no resistance to force abilities.

[HellfireUnitLevel Six]

He doesn't have midis. His physiology is entirely different than SW characters. How can any character TK him? Even Yuuzhan Vong who are only cut from the Force are resistant to Force based abilities. I would agree with you if Kratos' body was imbued with midis but without them, only abilities like Force Lightning may affect him.

[IGLevel Four]

TK affects beings without midis as well. They flow through all life, and the Vong were only cut off, b/c the whole Yuuzhan’tar bullshit thing. If one can TK a ship, which has no midis, then Kratos can be too.

[HellfireUnitLevel Six]

You do have a good point mate. However as I remember, Yuuzhan Vong were only affected by Force Lightning/Electric Judgement and Dark Net. If these creatures cannot be affected by Force Abilities, there is no way Kratos also would. Vong are still part of the Force nonetheless, despite being cut off from it. Kratos isn't part of the Force and an entirely different entity. Correct me if I am wrong please. (Man I really should buy a Playstation to play GoW)

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